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Notre Dame Jokes:

Q: What do you call a 250 lb Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.

Q: What do you get when you lock 32 Notre Dame Cheerleaders together in one room?
A: One full set of teeth.

Q: How many Notre Dame football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two, but they each earn 3 college credits.

Q: Did you hear that Bob Davie is only dressing 15 players this season?
A: The rest of the team can dress themselves.

Q: How do you get a Notre Dame graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do Notre Dame graduates hang their diploma from the rear-view mirrors of their cars?
A: So the can park in handicapped spaces.

Q: What do you call 25 Notre Dame fans in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn'd find three wise men or a virgin.

Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would think of looking for a football player there.

Q: Did you hear Troy Aikman is thinking of moving to South Bend now that he is retired?
A: He wants to get as far away from football as possible.


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